{"id":14,"date":"2017-11-30T21:53:55","date_gmt":"2017-12-01T05:53:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomlehrer.wpengine.com\/?page_id=14"},"modified":"2022-12-01T14:19:09","modified_gmt":"2022-12-01T22:19:09","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div class=\"fusion-bg-parallax\" data-bg-align=\"center center\" data-direction=\"down\" data-mute=\"false\" data-opacity=\"100\" data-velocity=\"-0.2\" data-mobile-enabled=\"true\" data-break_parents=\"0\" data-bg-image=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/pigeons.png\" data-bg-repeat=\"false\" ><\/div><div class=\"fusion-fullwidth fullwidth-box fusion-builder-row-1 fusion-parallax-down hundred-percent-fullwidth hundred-percent-height hundred-percent-height-center-content non-hundred-percent-height-scrolling\" style=\"background-color: rgba(255,255,255,0);background-image: url(&quot;\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/pigeons.png&quot;);background-position: center center;background-repeat: no-repeat;padding-top:100px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;margin-bottom: 0px;margin-top: 0px;border-width: 0px 0px 0px 0px;border-color:#eae9e9;border-style:solid;-webkit-background-size:cover;-moz-background-size:cover;-o-background-size:cover;background-size:cover;\" ><div class=\"fusion-fullwidth-center-content\"><div class=\"fusion-builder-row fusion-row\"><div class=\"fusion-layout-column fusion_builder_column fusion-builder-column-0 fusion_builder_column_1_1 1_1 fusion-one-full fusion-column-first fusion-column-last\" style=\"margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:20px;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper fusion-flex-column-wrapper-legacy\" style=\"background-position:left top;background-repeat:no-repeat;-webkit-background-size:cover;-moz-background-size:cover;-o-background-size:cover;background-size:cover;padding: 0px 0px 0px 0px;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-content-centered\"><div class=\"fusion-column-content\"><style type=\"text\/css\"><\/style><div class=\"fusion-title title fusion-title-1 fusion-title-center fusion-title-text fusion-title-size-two\" style=\"margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:31px;margin-left:0px;\"><div class=\"title-sep-container title-sep-container-left\"><div class=\"title-sep sep-\" style=\"border-color:#e0dede;\"><\/div><\/div><h2 class=\"title-heading-center\" style=\"margin:0;\"><h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Songs and Lyrics<\/h2><\/h2><div class=\"title-sep-container title-sep-container-right\"><div class=\"title-sep sep-\" style=\"border-color:#e0dede;\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><style type=\"text\/css\"><\/style><div class=\"fusion-title title fusion-title-2 fusion-title-center fusion-title-text fusion-title-size-one\" style=\"margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:31px;margin-left:0px;\"><div class=\"title-sep-container title-sep-container-left\"><div class=\"title-sep sep-\" style=\"border-color:#e0dede;\"><\/div><\/div><h1 class=\"title-heading-center\" style=\"margin:0;\"><h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">by Tom Lehrer<\/h1><\/h1><div class=\"title-sep-container title-sep-container-right\"><div class=\"title-sep sep-\" style=\"border-color:#e0dede;\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-bg-parallax\" data-bg-align=\"left center\" data-direction=\"down\" data-mute=\"false\" data-opacity=\"100\" data-velocity=\"-0.2\" data-mobile-enabled=\"true\" data-break_parents=\"0\" data-bg-image=\"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/tom-canyon5.png\" data-bg-repeat=\"false\" ><\/div><div class=\"fusion-fullwidth fullwidth-box fusion-builder-row-2 fusion-parallax-down hundred-percent-fullwidth non-hundred-percent-height-scrolling\" style=\"background-color: rgba(255,255,255,0);background-image: url(&quot;https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/tom-canyon5.png&quot;);background-position: left center;background-repeat: no-repeat;padding-top:100px;padding-right:20%;padding-bottom:50px;padding-left:20%;margin-bottom: 0px;margin-top: 0px;border-width: 0px 0px 0px 0px;border-color:#eae9e9;border-style:solid;-webkit-background-size:cover;-moz-background-size:cover;-o-background-size:cover;background-size:cover;\" ><div class=\"fusion-builder-row fusion-row\"><div class=\"fusion-layout-column fusion_builder_column fusion-builder-column-1 fusion_builder_column_1_1 1_1 fusion-one-full fusion-column-first fusion-column-last\" style=\"margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:20px;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper fusion-flex-column-wrapper-legacy\" style=\"background-position:left top;background-repeat:no-repeat;-webkit-background-size:cover;-moz-background-size:cover;-o-background-size:cover;background-size:cover;background-color:rgba(2,2,2,0.35);padding: 20px 50px 0px 50px;\"><div class=\"fusion-text fusion-text-1\"><h5 style=\"color: #ffffff; text-align: center; text-shadow: 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000;\"><strong>DISCLAIMER STATEMENT<\/strong><\/h5>\n<h6 style=\"color: #ffffff; text-shadow: 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000;\">I, Tom Lehrer, and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2007, hereby grant the following permissions:<\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"color: #ffffff; text-shadow: 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000;\">All copyrights to lyrics or music written or composed by me have been relinquished, and therefore such songs are now in the public domain. All of my songs that have never been copyrighted, having been available for free for so long, are now also in the public domain.<\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"color: #ffffff; text-shadow: 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000;\">The latter includes all lyrics which I have written to music by others, although the music to such parodies, if copyrighted by their composers, are of course not included without permission of their copyright owners. The translated songs on this website may be found on YouTube in their original languages.<\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"color: #ffffff; text-shadow: 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000;\">Performing and recording rights to all of my songs are included in this permission. Translation rights are also included.<\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"color: #ffffff; text-shadow: 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000;\">In particular, permission is hereby granted to anyone to set any of these lyrics to their own music, or to set any of this music to their own lyrics, and to publish or perform their parodies or distortions of these songs without payment or fear of legal action.<\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"color: #ffffff; text-shadow: 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000;\">Some recording, movie, and television rights to songs written by me are merely licensed non-exclusively by me to recording, movie, or TV companies. All such rights are now released herewith and therefore do not require any permission from me or from Maelstrom Music, which is merely me in another hat, nor from the recording, movie, or TV companies involved.<\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"color: #ffffff; text-shadow: 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000;\">In short, I no longer retain any rights to any of my songs.<\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"color: #ffffff; text-shadow: 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000;\">So help yourselves, and don\u2019t send me any money.<\/h6>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"table-1\">\n<table style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; padding-top: 0; padding-bottom: 0; background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: none; box-shadow: 0 0px 0px rgba(0,0,0,.08),inset 0 0 0 0px rgba(255,255,255,.5);\" width=\"100%\">\n<thead style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; padding-top: 0; padding-bottom: 0; border: none; box-shadow: 0 0px 0px rgba(0,0,0,.08),inset 0 0 0 0px rgba(255,255,255,.5);\">\n<tr style=\"margin-top: 0; 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text-shadow: 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000;\">Tom Lehrer<\/h6>\n<h6 style=\"color: #ffffff; text-shadow: 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000, 0 0 3px #000000;\">November 1, 2022<\/h6>\n<div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><div id=\"songs\"><div class=\"fusion-fullwidth fullwidth-box fusion-builder-row-3 fusion-parallax-none nonhundred-percent-fullwidth non-hundred-percent-height-scrolling\" style=\"background-color: rgba(255,255,255,0);background-image: url(&quot;\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/songs-by.png&quot;);background-position: center top;background-repeat: no-repeat;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;margin-bottom: 0px;margin-top: 0px;border-width: 0px 0px 0px 0px;border-color:#eae9e9;border-style:solid;-webkit-background-size:cover;-moz-background-size:cover;-o-background-size:cover;background-size:cover;\" ><div class=\"fusion-builder-row fusion-row\"><div class=\"fusion-layout-column fusion_builder_column fusion-builder-column-2 fusion_builder_column_1_1 1_1 fusion-one-full fusion-column-first fusion-column-last\" style=\"margin-top:50px;margin-bottom:20px;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper fusion-flex-column-wrapper-legacy\" style=\"background-position:left top;background-repeat:no-repeat;-webkit-background-size:cover;-moz-background-size:cover;-o-background-size:cover;background-size:cover;background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0.25);padding: 30px 50px 0px 50px;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-content-centered\"><div class=\"fusion-column-content\"><div class=\"fusion-text fusion-text-2\"><h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff; text-shadow: 0 0 5px #000000;\">Songs<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div><div class=\"fusion-sep-clear\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-separator\" style=\"margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto;margin-bottom:30px;width:100%;max-width:150px;\"><div class=\"fusion-separator-border sep-single sep-solid\" style=\"border-color:#ffffff;border-top-width:3px;\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-sep-clear\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-text fusion-text-3 fusion-text-split-columns fusion-text-columns-2 fusion-no-small-visibility\" style=\" -webkit-column-count:2; -webkit-column-gap:2em; -webkit-column-width:100px; -moz-column-count:2; -moz-column-gap:2em; -moz-column-width:100px; column-count:2; column-gap:2em; column-width:100px;\"><p><a href=\"\/all-i-need-is-a-job\/\">All I Need Is a Job<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/all-is-well\/\">All is Well<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/alma\/\">Alma<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/are-there-any-questions\/\">Are There Any Questions?<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/baby-is-it-love\/\">Baby, Is It Love?<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/be-prepared\/\">Be Prepared<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-bourgeoisie\/\">The Bourgeoisie<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/bright-college-days\/\">Bright College Days<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/a-christmas-carol\/\">A Christmas Carol<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/clementine\/\">Clementine<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/deep-doodoo\/\">Deep Doodoo<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-derivative-song-dy-dx\/\">The Derivative Song (dy\/dx)<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/dodging-the-draft-at-harvard\/\">Dodging the Draft at Harvard<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/dont-major-in-physics\/\">Don&#8217;t Major in Physics<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-elements\/\">The Elements<\/a> (incl. Aristotle version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/fight-fiercely-harvard\/\">Fight Fiercely, Harvard<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/finch-and-dench\/\">Finch and Dench<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-folk-song-army\/\">The Folk Song Army<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/fugue-for-scientists\/\">Fugue for Scientists<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/gsas-alma-mater\/\">GSAS Alma Mater<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/george-murphy\/\">George Murphy<\/a> (incl. The George Murphy Campaign Song and addenda)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/hail-chemistry\/\">Hail Chemistry<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/hanukkah-in-santa-monica\/\">(I&#8217;m Spending) Hanukkah in Santa Monica<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/hes-not-the-one\/\">He&#8217;s Not the One<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/hey-joe\/\">Hey, Joe<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/high-school-hymn\/\">High School Hymn<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-hunting-song\/\">The Hunting Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/i-cant-think-why\/\">I Can&#8217;t Think Why<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/i-got-it-from-agnes\/\">I Got It from Agnes<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/i-hold-your-hand-in-mine\/\">I Hold Your Hand in Mine<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/i-wanna-go-back-to-dixie\/\">I Wanna Go Back to Dixie<\/a> (incl. revised version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/ice-cream-tango\/\">The Ice Cream Tango<\/a> (incl. scene)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/in-old-mexico\/\">In Old Mexico<\/a> (incl. revision)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-irish-ballad\/\">The Irish Ballad<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/it-makes-a-fellow-proud-to-be-a-soldier\/\">It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier<\/a> (incl. U.K. version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/juca\/\">Juca<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/l-y\/\">L-Y<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/a-liter-and-a-gram\/\">A Liter and a Gram<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/lobachevsky\/\">Lobachevsky<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-love-song-of-the-physical-anthropologist\/\">The Love Song of the Physical Anthropologist<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/mlf-lullaby\/\">MLF Lullaby<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/were-gonna-put-a-man-on-the-moon\/\">(We\u2019re Gonna Put) A Man on the Moon<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-masochism-tango\/\">The Masochism Tango<\/a> (incl. revision)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-menu-song\/\">The Menu Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-mumble-song\/\">The Mumble Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/my-home-town\/\">My Home Town<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/n-apostrophe-t\/\">N Apostrophe T<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/824-2\/\">National Brotherhood Week<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/new-math\/\">New Math<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-night-i-appeared-as-macbeth\/\">The Night I Appeared as Macbeth<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/no-rice\/\">No Rice<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/o-u\/\">O-U (The Hound Song)<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/oedipus-rex\/\">Oedipus Rex<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-old-dope-peddler\/\">The Old Dope Peddler<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/poisoning-pigeons-in-the-park\/\">Poisoning Pigeons in the Park<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/polaroid-photography-song\/\">Polaroid Photography Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/political-action-song\/\">Political Action Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/pollution\/\">Pollution<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/post-thanksgiving-hymn\/\">Post-Thanksgiving Hymn<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-professors-song\/\">The Professor&#8217;s Song<\/a> &#8211; physics version (incl. math version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/relativity\/\">Relativity<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/s-equals-one-half-g-t-squared\/\">s = \u00bd gt\u00b2<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/s-n\/\">Snore, Sniff, &amp; Sneeze<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-sac-song\/\">The SAC Song<\/a> (movie version) (incl. extra lyrics)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/scenery\/\">Scenery<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/selling-out\/\">Selling Out<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/send-the-marines\/\">Send the Marines<\/a> (incl. U.K. revision)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/shakespeare-lied\/\">Shakespeare Lied<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/shes-my-girl\/\">She&#8217;s My Girl<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/silent-e\/\">Silent E<\/a> (incl. private version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-slide-rule-song\/\">The Slide Rule Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/smut\/\">Smut<\/a> (incl. revision)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/so-long-mom\/\">So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/sociology\/\">Sociology<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/speeds-song\/\">Speed&#8217;s Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-subway-song\/\">The Subway Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/sunshine\/\">Sunshine<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/take-me-for-a-walk\/\">Take Me For a Walk<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/tango-de-la-menegilda\/\">Tango de la Menegilda<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/te-amo\/\">Te Amo<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/thank-him-for-me\/\">Thank Him for Me<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/thats-mathematics\/\">That&#8217;s Mathematics<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/theres-a-delta-for-every-epsilon\/\">There\u2019s a Delta for Every Epsilon<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/trees\/\">Trees<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/unsong\/\">Unsong<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-vatican-rag\/\">The Vatican Rag<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/we-will-all-go-together-when-we-go\/\">We Will All Go Together When We Go<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/were-talkin-algebra\/\">We&#8217;re Talkin&#8217; Algebra<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/wernher-von-braun\/\">Wernher von Braun<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/whatever-became-of-hubert\/\">Whatever Became of Hubert?<\/a> (incl. Look What\u2019s Become of Hubert)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/when-you-are-old-and-gray\/\">When You Are Old and Gray<\/a> (incl. verse added for Tomfoolery)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/whos-next\/\">Who&#8217;s Next?<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/why-not-fight\/\">Why Not Fight?<\/a> (aka Fight Song)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-wiener-schnitzel-waltz\/\">The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-wild-west-is-where-i-want-to-be\/\">The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/without-an-s\/\">Without an S<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div><div class=\"fusion-text fusion-text-4 fusion-no-medium-visibility fusion-no-large-visibility\"><p><a href=\"\/all-i-need-is-a-job\/\">All I Need Is a Job<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/all-is-well\/\">All is Well<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/alma\/\">Alma<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/are-there-any-questions\/\">Are There Any Questions?<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/baby-is-it-love\/\">Baby, Is It Love?<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/be-prepared\/\">Be Prepared<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-bourgeoisie\/\">The Bourgeoisie<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/bright-college-days\/\">Bright College Days<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/a-christmas-carol\/\">A Christmas Carol<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/clementine\/\">Clementine<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/deep-doodoo\/\">Deep Doodoo<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-derivative-song-dy-dx\/\">The Derivative Song (dy\/dx)<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/dodging-the-draft-at-harvard\/\">Dodging the Draft at Harvard<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/dont-major-in-physics\/\">Don&#8217;t Major in Physics<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-elements\/\">The Elements<\/a> (incl. Aristotle version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/fight-fiercely-harvard\/\">Fight Fiercely, Harvard<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/finch-and-dench\/\">Finch and Dench<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-folk-song-army\/\">The Folk Song Army<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/fugue-for-scientists\/\">Fugue for Scientists<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/gsas-alma-mater\/\">GSAS Alma Mater<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/george-murphy\/\">George Murphy<\/a> (incl. The George Murphy Campaign Song and addenda)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/hail-chemistry\/\">Hail Chemistry<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/hanukkah-in-santa-monica\/\">(I&#8217;m Spending) Hanukkah in Santa Monica<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/hes-not-the-one\/\">He&#8217;s Not the One<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/hey-joe\/\">Hey, Joe<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/high-school-hymn\/\">High School Hymn<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-hunting-song\/\">The Hunting Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/i-cant-think-why\/\">I Can&#8217;t Think Why<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/i-got-it-from-agnes\/\">I Got It from Agnes<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/i-hold-your-hand-in-mine\/\">I Hold Your Hand in Mine<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/i-wanna-go-back-to-dixie\/\">I Wanna Go Back to Dixie<\/a> (incl. revised version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/ice-cream-tango\/\">The Ice Cream Tango<\/a> (incl. scene)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/in-old-mexico\/\">In Old Mexico<\/a> (incl. revision)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-irish-ballad\/\">The Irish Ballad<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/it-makes-a-fellow-proud-to-be-a-soldier\/\">It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier<\/a> (incl. U.K. version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/juca\/\">Juca<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/l-y\/\">L-Y<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/a-liter-and-a-gram\/\">A Liter and a Gram<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/lobachevsky\/\">Lobachevsky<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-love-song-of-the-physical-anthropologist\/\">The Love Song of the Physical Anthropologist<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/mlf-lullaby\/\">MLF Lullaby<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/were-gonna-put-a-man-on-the-moon\/\">(We\u2019re Gonna Put) A Man on the Moon<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-masochism-tango\/\">The Masochism Tango<\/a> (incl. revision)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-menu-song\/\">The Menu Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-mumble-song\/\">The Mumble Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/my-home-town\/\">My Home Town<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/n-apostrophe-t\/\">N Apostrophe T<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/824-2\/\">National Brotherhood Week<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/new-math\/\">New Math<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-night-i-appeared-as-macbeth\/\">The Night I Appeared as Macbeth<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/no-rice\/\">No Rice<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/o-u\/\">O-U (The Hound Song)<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/oedipus-rex\/\">Oedipus Rex<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-old-dope-peddler\/\">The Old Dope Peddler<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/poisoning-pigeons-in-the-park\/\">Poisoning Pigeons in the Park<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/polaroid-photography-song\/\">Polaroid Photography Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/political-action-song\/\">Political Action Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/pollution\/\">Pollution<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/post-thanksgiving-hymn\/\">Post-Thanksgiving Hymn<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-professors-song\/\">The Professor&#8217;s Song<\/a> &#8211; physics version (incl. math version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/relativity\/\">Relativity<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/s-equals-one-half-g-t-squared\/\">s = \u00bd gt\u00b2<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/s-n\/\">Snore, Sniff, &amp; Sneeze<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-sac-song\/\">The SAC Song<\/a> (movie version) (incl. extra lyrics)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/scenery\/\">Scenery<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/selling-out\/\">Selling Out<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/send-the-marines\/\">Send the Marines<\/a> (incl. U.K. revision)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/shakespeare-lied\/\">Shakespeare Lied<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/shes-my-girl\/\">She&#8217;s My Girl<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/silent-e\/\">Silent E<\/a> (incl. private version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-slide-rule-song\/\">The Slide Rule Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/smut\/\">Smut<\/a> (incl. revision)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/so-long-mom\/\">So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/sociology\/\">Sociology<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/speeds-song\/\">Speed&#8217;s Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-subway-song\/\">The Subway Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/sunshine\/\">Sunshine<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/take-me-for-a-walk\/\">Take Me For a Walk<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/tango-de-la-menegilda\/\">Tango de la Menegilda<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/te-amo\/\">Te Amo<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/thank-him-for-me\/\">Thank Him for Me<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/thats-mathematics\/\">That&#8217;s Mathematics<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/theres-a-delta-for-every-epsilon\/\">There\u2019s a Delta for Every Epsilon<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/trees\/\">Trees<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/unsong\/\">Unsong<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-vatican-rag\/\">The Vatican Rag<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/we-will-all-go-together-when-we-go\/\">We Will All Go Together When We Go<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/were-talkin-algebra\/\">We&#8217;re Talkin&#8217; Algebra<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/wernher-von-braun\/\">Wernher von Braun<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/whatever-became-of-hubert\/\">Whatever Became of Hubert?<\/a> (incl. Look What\u2019s Become of Hubert)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/when-you-are-old-and-gray\/\">When You Are Old and Gray<\/a> (incl. verse added for Tomfoolery)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/whos-next\/\">Who&#8217;s Next?<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/why-not-fight\/\">Why Not Fight?<\/a> (aka Fight Song)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-wiener-schnitzel-waltz\/\">The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-wild-west-is-where-i-want-to-be\/\">The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/without-an-s\/\">Without an S<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div><div class=\"fusion-sep-clear\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-separator fusion-full-width-sep\" style=\"margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto;margin-top:10px;width:100%;\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-sep-clear\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-text fusion-text-5\"><p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 36px;\"><a href=\"\/index\/\">Index of songs by category<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div><div class=\"fusion-sep-clear\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-separator\" style=\"margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto;margin-bottom:30px;width:100%;max-width:150px;\"><div class=\"fusion-separator-border sep-single sep-solid\" style=\"border-color:#000000;border-top-width:3px;\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-sep-clear\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-text fusion-text-6\"><p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 36px;\"><a href=\"\/albums\/\">Stream or download albums<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div><div class=\"fusion-sep-clear\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-separator fusion-full-width-sep\" style=\"margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto;margin-top:30px;width:100%;\"><\/div><div class=\"fusion-sep-clear\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"100-width.php","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/14"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/14\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}