{"id":1239,"date":"2019-02-04T17:17:03","date_gmt":"2019-02-05T01:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomlehrer.wpengine.com\/?page_id=1239"},"modified":"2021-10-10T09:54:20","modified_gmt":"2021-10-10T17:54:20","slug":"songs","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/songs\/","title":{"rendered":"Songs"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fusion-fullwidth fullwidth-box fusion-builder-row-1 nonhundred-percent-fullwidth non-hundred-percent-height-scrolling\" style=\"background-color: rgba(255,255,255,0);background-position: center center;background-repeat: no-repeat;padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;margin-bottom: 0px;margin-top: 0px;border-width: 0px 0px 0px 0px;border-color:#eae9e9;border-style:solid;\" ><div class=\"fusion-builder-row fusion-row\"><div class=\"fusion-layout-column fusion_builder_column fusion-builder-column-0 fusion_builder_column_1_1 1_1 fusion-one-full fusion-column-first fusion-column-last\" style=\"margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:20px;\"><div class=\"fusion-column-wrapper fusion-flex-column-wrapper-legacy\" style=\"background-position:left top;background-repeat:no-repeat;-webkit-background-size:cover;-moz-background-size:cover;-o-background-size:cover;background-size:cover;padding: 0px 0px 0px 0px;\"><div class=\"fusion-text fusion-text-1 fusion-text-split-columns fusion-text-columns-2\" style=\" -webkit-column-count:2; -webkit-column-gap:2em; -webkit-column-width:100px; -moz-column-count:2; -moz-column-gap:2em; -moz-column-width:100px; column-count:2; column-gap:2em; column-width:100px;\"><p><a href=\"\/all-i-need-is-a-job\/\">All I Need Is a Job<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/all-is-well\/\">All is Well<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/alma\/\">Alma<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/are-there-any-questions\/\">Are There Any Questions?<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/baby-is-it-love\/\">Baby, Is It Love?<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/be-prepared\/\">Be Prepared<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-bourgeoisie\/\">The Bourgeoisie<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/bright-college-days\/\">Bright College Days<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/a-christmas-carol\/\">A Christmas Carol<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/clementine\/\">Clementine<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/deep-doodoo\/\">Deep Doodoo<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-derivative-song-dy-dx\/\">The Derivative Song (dy\/dx)<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/dodging-the-draft-at-harvard\/\">Dodging the Draft at Harvard<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/dont-major-in-physics\/\">Don&#8217;t Major in Physics<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-elements\/\">The Elements<\/a> (incl. Aristotle version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/fight-fiercely-harvard\/\">Fight Fiercely, Harvard<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/finch-and-dench\/\">Finch and Dench<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-folk-song-army\/\">The Folk Song Army<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/fugue-for-scientists\/\">Fugue for Scientists<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/gsas-alma-mater\/\">GSAS Alma Mater<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/george-murphy\/\">George Murphy<\/a> (incl. The George Murphy Campaign Song and addenda)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/hail-chemistry\/\">Hail Chemistry<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/hanukkah-in-santa-monica\/\">(I&#8217;m Spending) Hanukkah in Santa Monica<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/hes-not-the-one\/\">He&#8217;s Not the One<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/hey-joe\/\">Hey, Joe<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/high-school-hymn\/\">High School Hymn<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-hunting-song\/\">The Hunting Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/i-cant-think-why\/\">I Can&#8217;t Think Why<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/i-got-it-from-agnes\/\">I Got It from Agnes<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/i-hold-your-hand-in-mine\/\">I Hold Your Hand in Mine<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/i-wanna-go-back-to-dixie\/\">I Wanna Go Back to Dixie<\/a> (incl. revised version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/ice-cream-tango\/\">The Ice Cream Tango<\/a> (incl. scene)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/in-old-mexico\/\">In Old Mexico<\/a> (incl. revision)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-irish-ballad\/\">The Irish Ballad<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/it-makes-a-fellow-proud-to-be-a-soldier\/\">It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier<\/a> (incl. U.K. version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/juca\/\">Juca<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/l-y\/\">L-Y<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/a-liter-and-a-gram\/\">A Liter and a Gram<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/lobachevsky\/\">Lobachevsky<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-love-song-of-the-physical-anthropologist\/\">The Love Song of the Physical Anthropologist<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/mlf-lullaby\/\">MLF Lullaby<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/were-gonna-put-a-man-on-the-moon\/\">(We\u2019re Gonna Put) A Man on the Moon<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-masochism-tango\/\">The Masochism Tango<\/a> (incl. revision)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-menu-song\/\">The Menu Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-mumble-song\/\">The Mumble Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/my-home-town\/\">My Home Town<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/n-apostrophe-t\/\">N Apostrophe T<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/824-2\/\">National Brotherhood Week<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/new-math\/\">New Math<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-night-i-appeared-as-macbeth\/\">The Night I Appeared as Macbeth<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/no-rice\/\">No Rice<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/o-u\/\">O-U (The Hound Song)<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/oedipus-rex\/\">Oedipus Rex<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-old-dope-peddler\/\">The Old Dope Peddler<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/poisoning-pigeons-in-the-park\/\">Poisoning Pigeons in the Park<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/polaroid-photography-song\/\">Polaroid Photography Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/political-action-song\/\">Political Action Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/pollution\/\">Pollution<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/post-thanksgiving-hymn\/\">Post-Thanksgiving Hymn<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-professors-song\/\">The Professor&#8217;s Song<\/a> &#8211; physics version (incl. math version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/relativity\/\">Relativity<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/s-equals-one-half-g-t-squared\/\">s = \u00bd gt\u00b2<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/s-n\/\">Snore, Sniff, &amp; Sneeze<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-sac-song\/\">The SAC Song<\/a> (movie version) (incl. extra lyrics)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/scenery\/\">Scenery<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/selling-out\/\">Selling Out<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/send-the-marines\/\">Send the Marines<\/a> (incl. U.K. revision)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/shakespeare-lied\/\">Shakespeare Lied<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/shes-my-girl\/\">She&#8217;s My Girl<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/silent-e\/\">Silent E<\/a> (incl. private version)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-slide-rule-song\/\">The Slide Rule Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/smut\/\">Smut<\/a> (incl. revision)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/so-long-mom\/\">So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/sociology\/\">Sociology<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/speeds-song\/\">Speed&#8217;s Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-subway-song\/\">The Subway Song<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/sunshine\/\">Sunshine<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/take-me-for-a-walk\/\">Take Me For a Walk<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/tango-de-la-menegilda\/\">Tango de la Menegilda<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/te-amo\/\">Te Amo<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/thank-him-for-me\/\">Thank Him for Me<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/thats-mathematics\/\">That&#8217;s Mathematics<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/theres-a-delta-for-every-epsilon\/\">There\u2019s a Delta for Every Epsilon<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/trees\/\">Trees<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/unsong\/\">Unsong<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-vatican-rag\/\">The Vatican Rag<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/we-will-all-go-together-when-we-go\/\">We Will All Go Together When We Go<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/were-talkin-algebra\/\">We&#8217;re Talkin&#8217; Algebra<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/wernher-von-braun\/\">Wernher von Braun<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/whatever-became-of-hubert\/\">Whatever Became of Hubert?<\/a> (incl. Look What\u2019s Become of Hubert)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/when-you-are-old-and-gray\/\">When You Are Old and Gray<\/a> (incl. verse added for Tomfoolery)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/whos-next\/\">Who&#8217;s Next?<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/why-not-fight\/\">Why Not Fight?<\/a> (aka Fight Song)<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-wiener-schnitzel-waltz\/\">The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/the-wild-west-is-where-i-want-to-be\/\">The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/without-an-s\/\">Without an S<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div><div class=\"fusion-clearfix\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1239"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomlehrersongs.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}